Maybe I am a little bored. Maybe you will learn something new about me! Here are some fun facts:A - Available: uhhhA - Age: 23A - Annoyance: Being lied toB - Bestest Friend[s]: Wow, I have so many great close friends, it's hard to pickB - Birthday: September 18th! The BEST MONTH EVER!C - Current job: I have 2-PSR worker and Front desk at The Apple Athletic ClubC - Candy: Love it, Crave it, Eat itD - Day or night: Definitely a night personD - Dream Car: Ooh that changes a lot....right now it's a Toyota FJ Cruiser HahaE- Easiest person to talk to?: So many...I couldn't get by without having someone to talk toE- Eggs: Mmmm I love it when I have time to cook eggs for breakfast!F - Favorite Month: I told you! SEPTEMBER! But I also love December :)F - Favorite color(s): Blue. Green. F - Favorite Memory: Everytime I have been to Disneyland. The Happiest Place on Earth!G - Gummy Bears or Worms: Definitely BearsG - Giver or taker: GiverH - Hair Color: Brown?H - Height: 5' 5 1/2"H - Happy: Of courseI - Ice Cream: One of my top weaknesses....Anything with chocolate: Cookies and Cream. Cookie Dough. Rocky Road. Mint Chocolate Chip. I need to go get some right now. I - Instrument: Well I can play piano, but not very well. I wish I could play the guitar.J - Jewelry: Not a lot. Sometimes earrrings. Waiting for the big diamond ring :)J - Jail: NoK - Kids: Hopefully Someday!K - Kickboxing or Karate: Kickboxing all the way!K - Kindergarden: Miss it....L - Longest Car Ride: That would probably have to be when we moved from California to Texas. Yet sometimes the drive from Idaho Falls to Provo seems long. :)M - Milk Flavor: White. And Chocolate. Are there any other kinds?M - Most missed person: There is someone I really miss right now....M - Movie: I LOVE MOVIES! There are too many to choose! The Notebook, Harry Potter, Bournes, Twilight, Elf, I could go on and on.N - Number of Tattoos: Nada. No. Never.N - Name: Megan Nicole IshoyO - ONE WISH: That I will be able to live life to the fullest and not be too scared that I miss out on soemthing wonderfulO - One Phobia: Snakes. Spiders. Heights. Yes I cheated, I put more than oneO - One regret: No regrets. Just wish I could have done some things differently.P- Pet Peeves: Being lied to. And lazinessP- Part of your appearance you like best?: Hmmm probably my eyes. And my hair.P- Part of your personality?: I like to have fun and I think I am a pretty nice personQ- Quote: "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like no one is watching."Q- Quick or Slow: Uhh for what? Depends on what it is!R - Reason to smile: Because I am alive!R - Reality TV Show: I have to admit...I love reality TV. The Bachelor. Biggest Loser. Amazing Race. So You Think You Can Dance. American Idol. Love it all!!R - Reason to cry: God will make it better....S - Song Last Heard: "Let It Rock!" By Kevin RudolfS - Season: SummerS - Shoe: Couldn't survive here in Idaho without my BOOTS! T - Time you woke up: 7:45am. So much better than the 3:15am I did yesterday!T - Time Now: 2:37pm. I decided to get off work earlyT - Time for bed: I LOVE sleeping! So the sooner I can get to bed the better. HahaU - U love someone: I love lots of peopleU - Unpredictable?: sometimes. I even surprise myself every now and thenV - Vegetable you hate: Tomatoes. Are those a vegetable? I will say cucumbers then. V - Vacation spot: Oh I want to travel the WHOLE world! But definitely London or Hawaii are up thereW- Worst Habits: Hmmm I would say picking my nailsW- Where are you going to travel next: Probably Rexburg but I hope to make a trip down to Provo soonW- Weather right now: FREEZING!! It's never gonna stop snowingX - X-Rays: My teeth?Y - Year you were born: 1985Y - Year it is now: 2009.Y - Yellow: Such a Happy Color!Z - Zoo Animal: The Penguins! And Tiger*What is bothering you right now? The unknown of the future*Who was the first person you talked to today? Stephanie*I'll bet you miss someone right now? Yes I do*Are you high? High on Life! Haha*Is there a high chance of you going out to the movies soon? Definitely! I go pretty often!*When was the last time you got a back massage? I can't even remember! I need one badly!*Are you easily scared by horror/thriller films? Oh yes. Nightmares for days. Sleep with the light on.*Where are you right now? At home*Are you listening to music right now? Yeah helping Andrew pick songs off my iTunes to put on his iPod*Do you have any enemies? Not that I know of....But who knows*What are you thinking about right now? This delicious butterfinger I am eating*When was the last time you intentionally made someone cry? Never. I don't ever mean to make someone cry*What are you doing tomorrow? Working ALL DAY LONG*Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? I sure hope so*What were you doing at midnight friday night? I was on a really awesome date with a really awesome guy*How important is love in your life? Extremely*What is your favorite thing about being sick? Who likes being sick? But I guess I would have to say being taken care of. I hate being alone when I am sick. *What body part aches you the most right now? my right bicep. I worked it so hard yesterday on Wii!*Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you? My Mom*Did you have an exciting last weekend? Yeah! It was a blast! I love weekends!*What do you spend most of your money on? Bills. And movies*What was the last drink you had? Agua*When was the last time you were truly, completely happy with your life? Right now!*Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing? Yes. I love wearing guys sweatshirts*Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a N? An N? Nope not an N. :)Dwight: Name, Meredith Palmer. Uh, personal information, divorced twice, two kids. Uh, Employer, Dunder Mifflin Paper Incorporated. Awards, multiple Dundies.
Michael: I know all that. I know all that. I just, I need something kind of embarrassing, you know. Kind of fun, inside.
Dwight: She had a hysterectomy.
Michael: [laughs] Which one is that again?
Dwight: That's where they remove the uterus.
Michael: Oh God! Dwight, no. I'm trying to write something funny. What am I going to do with a removed uterus?
Dwight: It could be kind of funny.
Michael: You know what, I am on a deadline here, and just... OK. Thanks, thanks for your help. I'll work it out. Thank you Dwight. That was a waste of time.